minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

(Source: thrillsurfer)

(Source: gifthescreen)

"Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you then go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better."

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

(Source: sizvideos)

T’was the night before 4/20

hotboxhero:

When all through the house,
everyone was smoking, even the mouse.
Munchies waited by their loaded bowls with care,
In hopes that 4/20 soon would be there.

All the stoners lay passed out in their beds,
while visions of bong rips danced in their heads.